Ubertan: An Herbal Self-Tanner You Can Snort?
I had to read this Daily Mail article about a dangerous, self-tanning nasal spray at least three times before I understood what was going on. It was so incomprehensible to me. Here's the breakdown: in the UK there's a self tanning product called Ubertan that's all the rage in salons. It's an herbal nasal spray…
Girl Talk: My Adventures In An Open Marriage
I am in an open marriage. I know what you are probably thinking because, the first time a friend said this to me, I quickly felt myself growing judge-y. My knee-jerk thought was, She’s just doing this to please her husband. How sad. And then, Oh, they must want raise their kids commune-style. Can’t relate.
Your “To Do” List Has Never Smelled Better
We're officially too old to use those fun smelly markers at work. Do they even make those anymore? We lived for those things in elementary school. Now you can get a whiff of your childhood and still appear to be a respectable adult with this pack of Smencils. These gourmet scented pencils smell yummy and…
What Is Bad Ass? Alex Trebek Chases Burglar, Injures Achilles Tendon
Alex Trebek is gangsta. The "Jeopardy" host—who's been doing his gig for 27 years now, by the way—showed up at an event yesterday on crutches. Naturally, the press wanted to know what happened. The answer: "What is a thwarted robbery?" Apparently, Trebek woke up in the middle of the night and found a burglar rummaging…
22 Guy Careers That Sound Great On Paper, But Just Aren’t In Actuality
When I was younger, I thought that dating a professional baseball player would be awesome. Free VIP seating at every game, the notoriety of being a celebrity wife, plus getting to look at a chiseled, athletic body every day? Sign me up! I thought. Well, life has taught me to be more of a realist.
Morning Quickies: Tim Gunn Thinks Hillary Clinton Is “Confused About Her Gender”
Tim Gunn thinks Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is "confused about her gender." The claws came out when Gunn went on "Lopez Tonight" and dissed Clinton's "big, baggy menswear tailored pantsuits. No, I’m really serious. [They're] unflattering." Wow. Inappropriate. She's pushing 70 and works in government — what exactly do you want from her?
Evening Quickies: “Bridge & Tunnel” Was MTV’s “Jersey Shore” That Never Happened
Back in 2009, MTV filmed, but never aired, 12 episodes of a reality show called "Bridge & Tunnel" about Brianna and Gabriella DeBartoli, two party girls from Staten Island. I'm sorry, it's not Staten Island — it's DRAMA ISLAND! MTV aired "Jersey Shore" instead, which, let's be honest, was the better $$$ decision. But…