Month: December 2011

Evening Quickies: “Undateable” Pippa Middleton Will Die Alone, Then Be Eaten By Cats

Pippa Middleton, she of the world-famous derriere, fears she is “undateable” because of the media circus surrounding her every move. Pippa wants to get married and have children, but “she’s starting to wonder if she’ll ever find her Prince Charming.” Also, she has been a guest at seven weddings this year, which everyone knows is […]

The 2011 Nip Slip Awards

It seems like every five seconds, another celebrity nipple reveals itself. We can barely keep up with all the aureolas. So many nip slips, so little time! We only felt it proper, as the year draws to a close, to award the best, worst, and wackiest nipple sightings of 2011. Click through for the winners […]

10 Completely Miserable Christmas Cats

There’s nothing cats hate more than being dressed up in festive costumes. Seriously? Look at the miserable kitty faces in this collection of Santa cats — the disdain is practically dripping off their furry little bodies. And that’s what makes Christmas cats so much fun. Holiday Cheer I’m hoping for a new jingle ball, personally. Santa Spotted […]

Irish Accents Surpass French Accents As The World’s Sexiest, Supposedly

Zut alors! French, the language of l’amour, is “the world’s sexiest accent” no more. According to a poll of 5,000 women worldwide, cited in the UK’s Daily Mail newspaper, ladies most desire to be whispered sweet nothings in an Irish lilt, followed by Italian declarations of amore. Scottish was named the fourth sexiest accent, followed by French, […]

Holiday Gift Guide: The Sex Toy Enthusiast (NSFW)

Every holiday season, every publication imaginable puts together gift guides filled with shopping ideas for the festively confused. It has always surprised me that more gift guides for husbands and wives and boyfriends and girlfriends, don’t suggest sexy goodies. Lots of sex toys are inexpensive (under $40, with lots of them under $30) and unlike […]