Archive: Oct 2011

Evening Quickies: Two Prevailing Theories On Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

Behold, two prevailing theories on Kim Kardashian’s divorcefrom husband-of-72-days Kris Humphries — beyond, you know, their irreconcilable heigh differences: 

She’s not so into the “being married

Jessica Wakeman | October 31, 2011 - 6:00 pm

Today’s Lady News: Be Careful, Trick-Or-Treating Sluts!

Be careful, trick-or-treating sluts, because you might get raped! A conservative think tank-er named Charlotte Allen penned a piece for the Los Angeles Times about — I think? — how…

Jessica Wakeman | October 31, 2011 - 5:40 pm

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!”…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 31, 2011 - 5:21 pm

October 31: What Are We Wearing Today?

Happy Halloween! Seriously, I cannot believe Halloween is not over yet. That explains why none of us are dressed up as anything other than our freezing selves today (the office heat…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 31, 2011 - 5:00 pm

Chloe Sevigny’s Halloween Message To You

It’s recently come to Fake Chloe Sevingy’s attention that she loves Hallo-we’en. And is, in fact, scared of very many things, among them, “Three day weekends with Casey Spooner, Mennonites,…

Julie Gerstein | October 31, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Lindsay Lohan Gets Zoomed

A gig as a Playboy playmate means money for a brand new smile. Lindsay Lohan got her prematurely aging teeth whitened. “Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My gums are…

Ami Angelowicz | October 31, 2011 - 4:20 pm

12 Super-Short Hollywood Marriages

Well, the love story of Kim Kardashian and, uh, that one guy whose name we barely bothered to remember, has come to a conclusion. Kardashian is filing for divorce, allegedly…

The Frisky | October 31, 2011 - 4:00 pm

Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Lesbian, She Just Hates Dating

“Man, I just keep going on horrible dates. I’m like, ‘There’s not enough wine in the world for me to enjoy this.’ … I actually had a guy say to…

Ami Angelowicz | October 31, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Herman Cain Accused Of Sexual Harassment

The political news website Politico has dropped the bombshell news that Herman Cain, a Republican frontrunner for the presidential nomination and kooky numerologist, was accused of sexual harassment twice by…

Jessica Wakeman | October 31, 2011 - 3:20 pm

10 Things Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Should Do With Their Wedding Bounty

Upon discovering that Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries was ending, our first concern was the incredible fortune they amassed during their brief union . There’s the $17.9…

The Frisky | October 31, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Do You Love, Hate Or Just Kinda Like Your Hair?

“Make Friends with Your Hair” is the aptly-named title of Dove’s recent survey that found that only 7 percent of 1,000 women actually love their hair. That’s a really sad…

Annika Harris | October 31, 2011 - 2:40 pm

12 Amy Winehouse Songs To Be Released

Twelve previously unheard Amy Winehouse songs will be released on December 5 in an album where a portion of the proceeds will go to a charity set up in the…

Jessica Wakeman | October 31, 2011 - 2:20 pm

Dear Wendy: “Our Wedding’s In 2 Weeks, But My Fiancé Is Still Thinking About His Ex”

I’m getting married to an amazing guy in two weeks. We’ve been together for about 2 1/2 years, and we’ve been long distance for about a year now. We only…

Wendy Atterberry | October 31, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Fox Gives “In Living Color” Another Chance

While I attempted to do the booty bounce along with the Fly Girls, my brother would hobble around the living room tucking his upper lip and blinking one eye (his…

Ami Angelowicz | October 31, 2011 - 1:40 pm

This Actually Happened: Academics Convene Conference On “Jersey Shore” Studies

It turns out that watching “Jersey Shore” is not the most brilliant way to waste one’s time — attending a conference on “Jersey Shore” Studies is. On Friday, UChicago hosted…

Jessica Wakeman | October 31, 2011 - 1:20 pm

5 Easy Steps For Hooking Up On Halloween

This is an oldie but a goodie from our girl Simcha. — Editor

Valentine’s Day may be for couples in love, but Halloween is for singles looking to…

Simcha | October 31, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Taylor Swift’s “Nude Pics” Are So Obviously Fake

Celeb Jihad is the website that cried wolf when it comes to leaked celebrity nudie pics. The latest “private pic” on their site is that of a topless Taylor Swift

Ami Angelowicz | October 31, 2011 - 12:40 pm

Kim Kardashian To File For Divorce?

UPDATE: Ryan Seacrest, who is a producer on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” (conveeeeeeniently), confirms that Kim is filing for divorce and will be giving him a statement shortly. 

Julie Gerstein | October 31, 2011 - 12:20 pm

10 Dating Tips I Learned From Halloween Movies

Horror movies might seem like the obvious choice for a night in with your date on Halloween, the scariness leading to inevitable cuddling. Yet the cannon of less terrifying spooky…

Molly Horan | October 31, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Live It Up With Lime (And Cilantro)

Okay, so maybe it’s a bit weird that I love the smell of Ambient Hand’s Lime Cilantro candles so much. After all, you’d think that the combined power of lime…

Julie Gerstein | October 31, 2011 - 11:40 am
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