Archive: Oct 2011

Evening Quickies: Two Prevailing Theories On Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

Behold, two prevailing theories on Kim Kardashian’s divorcefrom husband-of-72-days Kris Humphries — beyond, you know, their irreconcilable heigh differences: 

She’s not so into the “being married entails compromise” thing. A source told the New York Post,  “Kim didn’t want to change her lifestyle once she was married” and kept carrying on

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Be Careful, Trick-Or-Treating Sluts!

Be careful, trick-or-treating sluts, because you might get raped! A conservative think tank-er named Charlotte Allen penned a piece for the Los Angeles Times about — I think? — how women shouldn’t tease men with skimpy outfits and then complain when we get raped. Or it might be about crazy, irrational feminists get upset by…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2011

October 31: What Are We Wearing Today?

Happy Halloween! Seriously, I cannot believe Halloween is not over yet. That explains why none of us are dressed up as anything other than our freezing selves today (the office heat has been off). Click on to see what we’re wearing instead of Halloween costumes…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2011

Chloe Sevigny’s Halloween Message To You

It’s recently come to Fake Chloe Sevingy’s attention that she loves Hallo-we’en. And is, in fact, scared of very many things, among them, “Three day weekends with Casey Spooner, Mennonites, the unbearable lightness of being, and uncomfortable silences.” Aren’t we all? [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 31, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Gets Zoomed

A gig as a Playboy playmate means money for a brand new smile. Lindsay Lohan got her prematurely aging teeth whitened. “Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!” she tweeted of her transformation. If only she could get all of her other problems “zoomed.” [Huffington Post]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2011

12 Super-Short Hollywood Marriages

Well, the love story of Kim Kardashian and, uh, that one guy whose name we barely bothered to remember, has come to a conclusion. Kardashian is filing for divorce, allegedly because her basketball playing husband, Kris Humphries, wanted to live in Minnesota, while she, of course, cannot imagine leaving the paparazzi-filled streets of Hollywood. Kardashia…

By: The Frisky / October 31, 2011

Kelly Clarkson Is Not A Lesbian, She Just Hates Dating

“Man, I just keep going on horrible dates. I’m like, ‘There’s not enough wine in the world for me to enjoy this.’ … I actually had a guy say to me—and I hope he sees this because he is so ridiculous—he said, ‘I can’t believe I’m on a date with Kelly Clarkson.’ And under my…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2011

Herman Cain Accused Of Sexual Harassment

The political news website Politico has dropped the bombshell news that Herman Cain, a Republican frontrunner for the presidential nomination and kooky numerologist, was accused of sexual harassment twice by women who later took pay-outs not to talk about the incidents.

Based on the reports of a half-dozen sources, Politico claims that whe…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

10 Things Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Should Do With Their Wedding Bounty

Upon discovering that Kim Kardashian’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries was ending, our first concern was the incredible fortune they amassed during their brief union . There’s the $17.9 million they raked in for their televised, fairy tale extravaganza, the $2.5 million People allegedly shilled out for exclusive photo rights, and, of course, their…

By: The Frisky / October 31, 2011

Do You Love, Hate Or Just Kinda Like Your Hair?

“Make Friends with Your Hair” is the aptly-named title of Dove’s recent survey that found that only 7 percent of 1,000 women actually love their hair. That’s a really sad statistic, but not all that surprising, because hair is a big friggin’ deal for women. Shockingly though, given the politics surrounding our hair, black wome…

By: Annika Harris / October 31, 2011

12 Amy Winehouse Songs To Be Released

Twelve previously unheard Amy Winehouse songs will be released on December 5 in an album where a portion of the proceeds will go to a charity set up in the singer’s memory. Amy recorded the 12 songs, which have been tweaked by her longtime collaborators (including Mark Ronson), at various points during her career. The…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

Dear Wendy: “Our Wedding’s In 2 Weeks, But My Fiancé Is Still Thinking About His Ex”

I’m getting married to an amazing guy in two weeks. We’ve been together for about 2 1/2 years, and we’ve been long distance for about a year now. We only manage to see each other every few months for about two weeks as we live in separate countries but we’ve been handling the distance remarkably…

By: Wendy Atterberry / October 31, 2011

Fox Gives “In Living Color” Another Chance

While I attempted to do the booty bounce along with the Fly Girls, my brother would hobble around the living room tucking his upper lip and blinking one eye (his best Fire Marshall Bill impersonation). It was a ritual in our house to watch the ’90s sketch comedy extravaganza, “In Living Color.” The groundbreaking Fox…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2011

This Actually Happened: Academics Convene Conference On “Jersey Shore” Studies

It turns out that watching “Jersey Shore” is not the most brilliant way to waste one’s time — attending a conference on “Jersey Shore” Studies is. On Friday, UChicago hosted a conference on Jersey Shore Studies, where roughly 25 academics from the U.S. and Canada name-dropped Snooki and The Situation alongside Foucault and Marx. One…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

5 Easy Steps For Hooking Up On Halloween

This is an oldie but a goodie from our girl Simcha. — Editor

Valentine’s Day may be for couples in love, but Halloween is for singles looking to mingle! (Hey, pagans knew how to party.) You definitely don’t want to miss your chance at action so sweet you’ll want to bag it u…

By: Simcha / October 31, 2011

Taylor Swift’s “Nude Pics” Are So Obviously Fake

Celeb Jihad is the website that cried wolf when it comes to leaked celebrity nudie pics. The latest “private pic” on their site is that of a topless Taylor Swift laying on a bed in nothing but her undies.The singer vehemently denies that the photo is hers.  The face looks like Taylor, but um, Celeb

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 31, 2011

Kim Kardashian To File For Divorce?

UPDATE: Ryan Seacrest, who is a producer on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” (conveeeeeeniently), confirms that Kim is filing for divorce and will be giving him a statement shortly. 

In a move that should come as a surprise to no one, Kim Kardashian is allegedly filing for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries –…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 31, 2011

10 Dating Tips I Learned From Halloween Movies

Horror movies might seem like the obvious choice for a night in with your date on Halloween, the scariness leading to inevitable cuddling. Yet the cannon of less terrifying spooky flicks can give you more helpful romance advice than your average self-help book. And really, do you want to watch a bunch of movies that…

By: Molly Horan / October 31, 2011

Live It Up With Lime (And Cilantro)

Okay, so maybe it’s a bit weird that I love the smell of Ambient Hand’s Lime Cilantro candles so much. After all, you’d think that the combined power of lime and cilantro together would make your house smell like the kitchen at Chipotle. But somehow these candles manage to make everything smell sweet — not…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 31, 2011
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