Oh Girl, Don’t: Ashton Kutcher’s New Ladyfriend Just Shouldn’t

Julie Gerstein / December 28, 2011

Uh oh, reports are surfacing that Ashton Kutcher is dating a new lady — Lorene Scafaria, the screenwriter of “Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist.” Let’s hope that rumor isn’t true, because if so, Lorene, girl, you are an idiot. Supposedly, says Page Six, the pair began flirting/dating/planning their romantic liaisons long before he officially split from Demi Moore. Kutcher met Scafaria when he read for a part in her next film, “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World,” earlier this year. At the beginning of December, he and Scarfaria were spotted snowboarding, and just today, Kutcher Tweeted a pic of himself with the banged brunette in Italy. But come on, lady, everybody knows that a cheater never really changes. If he cheated on Demi Moore with you (and Sara Leal and probably countless others), he’s doubtless going to cheat on you. Walk away now, and teach that overgrown frat boy a lesson. [Page Six]