Morning Quickies: Taylor Lautner’s ‘I’m Gay’ “People” Cover Is Totally Fake

  • People magazine cover on which Taylor Lautner announces he’s gay is as fake as Snooki’s nails. The fake “exclusive” cover, with a January 7, 2012 time stamp, pictured Lautner with the caption “Tired of rumors, the Twilight star opens up about his rumors to finally come out.” Only thing is, a People spokesperson says it’s totally Photoshopped. [Gossip Cop
  • Matthew McConaughey proposed to girlfriend Camilla Alves on Christmas, which means that six-pack is off the market for good. Darn. [Us Weekly]
  • Also off the market: singer John Legend, who got engaged to model Chrissy Teigen over the holidays. [People]
  • Maria Shriver is unsure about divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger, TMZ claims, because Ah-nold is trying to win her back. Resist the temptation, Maria — he’s a sleazebag. [TMZ]
  • Michael Lohan told Dr. Drew that Lindsay’s Playboy photos were “a good move.” Brain shower time. [US Weekly]
  • Soul legend Etta James was hospitalized over the weekend with breathing problems. Our thoughts are with you, Etta. [Essence]
  • Thirty drunk uncles who ruined (or saved) Christmas. [BuzzFeed]
  • Hugh Hefner and his runaway bride Crystal Harris are in a custody battle of their puppy. Apparently Hef has asked Crystal to choose between the ring and the Bentley or the puppy. [People]
  • A pissed-off Packers fan — allegedly named Annie Wagner — was filmed holding a ballsy sign reading “My cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from couch instead.” Damn, girl. [Jezebel]
  • Former “SNL” actress Victoria Jackson went on a wackadoodle rant about how she had a secret government meeting and now has classified information about how “the Muslim Brotherhood” is overtaking America. Yup, okay, uh huh. [Huffington Post]
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