Evening Quickies: Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Sent Out Joint Xmas Card

  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are so serious they sent out a joint Christmas card. Damn. Didn’t see that one coming. [Celebuzz]
  • Radar Online claims “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her late husband Russell Armstrong because Bravo execs refused to let the couple appear on the show. Russell Armstrong was reportedly sending “blistering letters and emails” to Bravo execs, but more importantly, physically abusing his wife. [Radar Online]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Kate Upton and Jets QB Mark Sanchez are schtupping, sez Page Six. [New York Post]
  • Animals wearing yarmulkes! Animals wearing yarmulkes! [BuzzFeed]
  • Reporters followed President Obama into a Best Buy, where they then revealed Sasha and Malia’s Christmas presents. [Yahoo]
  • “The Iron Lady” does not amuse Margaret Thatcher’s biographers, who sniff that portraying a still-living person with Alzheimer’s is distasteful. They may have a point there. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Stereotyping you by your favorite books of 2011. Yup, that assessment of Bossypants is correct. [Flavorwire]
  • Is celibacy a good idea or totally impractical? [Gurl]
  • Paula Abdul, already questionable in many realms, showed up to a red carpet with a purse shaped like a Pepsi can. [The Gloss]
  • Adam Lambert possibly slapped beauty queen Miss Helsinki 2010 Sofia Ruusila last night during a physical altercation with his boyfriend. Just … ugh. [Queerty]
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