Evening Quickies: Kate Middleton Is Seemingly Not Pregnant This Week

  • Kate Middleton, who communicates through wardrobe choices, wore a thick belt snug around her waist. Translation: “Lay off! I am not pregnant, you bitches.” [US Weekly
  • Speaking of princesses, Kensington Palace will display five of Diana’s most iconic dresses. [NYmag.com]
  • Do baby bangs look good on anyone? Hard to say. [The Gloss]
  • Military mom + mall Santa + small children = tears. Lots of ‘em. [The Stir]
  • Helen Mirren wants to play a female “Dr. Who.” Make this happen, please. [The Mary Sue]
  • The logic of “American Horror Story.” (Yes, it exists.) [NYmag.com]
  • Plus, Entertainment Weekly recaps the top 10 craziest moments from season one. [EW.com]
  • If classic Christmas movies were rated R. [Cracked]
  • “Teen Mom” Amber Portwood was tossed back in the pokey on Monday for violating her probation. Her brother claims she was randomly drug tested and cops found pills in her purse. [Us Weekly]
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