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Cameltoe Is The New Mistletoe

I mean really, it’s antediluvian, not to mention totally cliche, to steal a kiss under the mistletoe. That was so last century. Way more romantic (and modern) than mistletoe is cameltoe. A new mobile app, Under the Cameltoe, allows you to log on, pick from a variety of genitals in too-tight garments, hold that “toe” up, and kiss your sweetie underneath it. Romantic!

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