Hot Links: Jen Aniston Says She Was A “Dumpy” Teen, Plus The Guys You Meet At Holiday Parties

  • Jennifer Aniston, recently named “Hottest Woman of All Time” by Men’s Health, claims she was a “dumpy teenager.” So was I. I wonder if this means I’ll win an award for my sex appeal someday? [Starpulse]
  • Ahh yes, the guys you’ll always meet at holiday parties this time of year. The question is, which do you make out with? [The Gloss]
  • Amuse yourself for 10 minutes by checking out videos of the 10 worst sex moments from TV’s “Family Guy.” That Stewie is such a perv. [Adult Swim]
  • Personally, I don’t think “whatever” is the most annoying word. That distinction belongs to moist. Or maybe that’s the grossest word? Ugh, whatever. [Huffington Post]
  • Strange fact about me: I used to be kind of obsessed with Pamela Anderson. I think, under all that silicone and harsh lip liner, she is a very beautiful woman. And based on these recent bikini photos, I would still hit it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Tim Tebow gets spoofed — and gets a visit from Jesus — in this skit from “Saturday Night Live.” [Newser]
  • What your favorite mall store says about you. My guess is that if your fave store is Abercrombie, you might get your feelings hurt. [College Candy]