“I like to have a Martini, two at the very most; three, I’m under the table, four I’m under my host!” These are the wise (and true!) words of the writer Dorothy Parker, famed for her biting wit. While you’re busy getting your hands on one of her many volumes of writing, impress the entire New Yorker staff with intellectual you are by hanging up a poster of Dorothy Parker in your pad. It’s time to take down that N’Sync poster, anyway, girl.
Dorothy Parker In Your Bedroom