Evening Quickies: Tyler & Catelynn From “Teen Mom” Set A Date

  • “Teen Mom”‘s Catelynn and Tyler, who gave their daughter Carly up for adoption, have set a wedding date for 2013.  Wow, you mean there is actually some non-terrible news coming out of Pregnant Teenager Land?  [Crushable]
  • Alyson Hannigan of “How I Met Your Mother” is preggo again. Congratulations! [Us Weekly]
  • Lady Gaga’s fans think her song and music video for “Marry The Night” allude to her having an abortion (which the singer has never confirmed). Interesting theory, though. [Examiner]
  • Five-year-old Suri Cruise threw a temper tantrum inside the famous New York City toy store F.A.O. Schwartz, just ike every other small child in the universe at some point. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Marc Jacobs might be banging a Brazilian porn model named Harry Louis. [Styleite]
  • Charlie Day is a dad! The “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” star — and his wife, costar Mary Elizabeth Ellis, became a father yesterday to Russell Wallace Day. Mazel tov! [People
  • The joys of having a shame crush. [Thought Catalog]
  • Whoopi Goldberg was once a phone sex operator. What-what-what! [Crushable]
  • The Obamas still refuse to allow their daughters on Facebook, although the President claims 13-year-old Malia doesn’t want to join anyway. [The Stir]
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