FYI, Leighton Meester, this bad boy is dedicated to you! And look, he called you beautiful and referred to Blake Lively as just ”that one blonde-haired girl.” (It’s not like she needs her head blown up anymore, what with Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Reynolds wooing her.) And this mystery Craigslist poster wants to have your babies! Oh, who are we kidding. The whole shebang is too self-aware, witty and chockfull of SAT vocab gems (labyrinthine!) to be real. It was meant to catch the eyes of bloggers — guilty as charged — and not you. [Craigslist]
