If your lady wants to run to the bedroom immediately after unwrapping your present (meaning your holiday gift, not the present in your pants), she probably liked it. For post-gift sex indicates that your present was thoughtful, touching, meaningful, and impressive. These gifts will not inspire any sort of arousal. If you hope to get laid this holiday season, you may want to avoid slipping these gifts under the tree.
Holiday Gift Guide: 11 Presents That Won’t Get You Laid
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Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ |
Two-Way Mirrors In Nightclub's Ladies' Bathroom! – Huffington Post | |
6 Ways Sex Makes You More Attractive – YourTango | |
Most Of Us Have No Idea What Our Own Clitorises Are – YourTango | |
7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked | |
Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post |









