All I Want For Christmas Is A Wool Nose Warmer

Hi people. As a Jew, I don’t technically celebrate Christmas, but my birthday is next week. Hint: I’d really love to receive a wool nose warmer. Won’t break the bank. Check. Keeps nose warm. Check. Conceals unsightly winter snot. Check. Makes reference to penis. Check. Yup. Everything a girl could want in a gift. [World Of Wonder]