Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Loses $10,000 In A Chanel Purse

  • Lindsay Lohan left her Chanel purse in in a car while partying in Hawaii and got it back the next day, minus $10,000. Who carries around $10,000 in a purse? Also, how does Lindsay Lohan have $10,000? (Oh, wait, I forgot about Playboy.) [People]
  • Lowe’s pulled advertising on TLC’s new reality show “American Muslim,” about the day-to-day lives of average Muslims, after pressure from a Christian group called the Florida Family Association, which claimed the show “riskily hides the Islamist agenda.” Sigh. [Gawker]
  • Katy Perry spoofed Pippa Middleton on “SNL” this weekend and her cockney accent ain’t half bad. [Us Weekly]
  • Oh, and there were a lot of skit pitches in the “SNL” writers room about Katy’s boobs. They didn’t seem to make the show though. [The Gloss]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio’s French bulldog Django has a serious farting problem, which makes flying on a private jet with him impossible. I so relate. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ed Westwick intervened in a bar fight and saved the day! Swoooooon! (He had better have got this on film, like Gosling did.) [New York Post]
  • A day in the life of an E! publicist includes shooting down rumors of a Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian baby swap. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Alanis Morrisette will guest star on “Up All Night” as a hip-hop legend who used to be in a band with Maya Rudolph’s character. [Perez Hilton]
  • If Bath & Body Words fragrance names were honest. [The Hairpin]
  • Kim Kardashian is traveling to Haiti for a women’s health charity called We Advance … and to rehab her image. [People]
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