Sinead O’Connor’s Wedding Announcement Blows My Mind

“Dear friends… amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage. Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me. On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words. For now though, as you will appreciate, it’s a bit of a ‘Can’t. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth’. Situation.”

Oh, Sinead, nothing — nothing! — compares 2 U. Congratulations! I can only hope the forthcoming longer recap of her wedding day is just as hilariously pornographic. [Sinead O’Connor via Gawker]