Today In Things That Seem Gross: Lindsay Lohan Says Heath Ledger Was The Love Of Her Life

Mmkay, you remember who Lindsay Lohan is, right? And Heath Ledger? So you, like me, might find it a little bit hard to believe — as Lohan is now claiming in a recently unearthed private diary — that she was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his death in 2008. Annnnnnnd that he was the love of her life.

Says the excerpt printed by very reputable source Star magazine:

“Today Heath died. I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care.”

Apparently Parents of the Year Michael and Dina Lohan both corroborated the story, whatever that means, and claim that Lindsay was supposed to fly back to New York to meet up with Heath when she heard the devastating news of his death.

Okay, show of hands: Who here believes this? [DListed]