Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan To Debut Playboy Issue On “Ellen”

  • Wha-a-at? Lindsay Lohan will debut her nearly-nude Playboy pictorial on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” on December 15. Please tell me the “Super Bass” girls will not be there that day. [NY Daily News
  • Terrence Howard’s wife filed a restraining order against him yesterday, claiming he hit her, chipped her tooth with his wedding ring, and told her, “If you tell anyone about my personal business, I will kill you and no one will ever know.” Terrence Howard denies all the claims. [US Weekly]
  • Kristen Wiig and Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti were caught making out “literally on top of each other.” Oh my. [NY Post
  • “Sex and the City” author Candace Bushnell’s soon-to-be ex-husband cheated on her with a ballerina, whom Candace identified by name in the divorce papers. [Gawker]
  • Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight for refusing to turn off his cell phone while he was playing Words With Friends. It is pretty addictive. [TMZ]
  • Chord Overstreet returned to “Glee” last night as a stripper shakin’ his groove thing to support his family. []
  • A nine-year-old boy was suspended two days from school for sexual harassment after he called a substitute teacher “cute.” I don’t know what I’d do in this situation if I was the principal. [Clutch Magazine]
  • China’s “gay” penguins have been given a baby chick to raise. Awww! [Huffington Post]
  • Sinead O’Connor is marrying her boyfriend this Thursday, her 45th birthday. Wait, wasn’t she complaining just a few months ago that she’s so sex-starved that she would considering doing it with a yam? Well, whatever. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
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