Hot Links: JWoww’s Fans Unimpressed With Her Maxim Spread, Plus “Shame”-Inspired Sex Positions!

  • Jenni “JWoww” Farley is on the cover of Maxim and some fans are upset that the “Jersey Shore” star looks “plastic.” Um, how did they expect her to look? This is A) Maxim and B) JWoww. [TooFab]
  • Headline of the day: “Florida Shoplifter Caught With Steak, Candles In Pants.” I wonder who he was planning a romantic dinner for? [Huffington Post]
  • Oooh, four sexual positions inspired by the movie “Shame”? Yes, please! Can I also get some to practice them with? No? Boo. [AskMen]
  • How do you feel about theme parties? Here are eight you might get invited to this holiday season. [College Candy]
  • Here are 10 things he wishes he could say without getting sent “to the doghouse.” Wish in one hand, buddy. [YourTango]
  • This is kind of fascinating — some movies put a whole heck of a lot of time, effort, and money into certain details, only to have the audience not notice. Like “John Doe”‘s journal is Se7en — painstakingly created! I guess I was too busy looking at Brad Pitt. [Cracked]
  • Hmm, Lea Michele and Ashton Kutcher looked awfully handsy at the “New Year’s Eve” premiere… [theBERRY]
  • Pippa Middleton will be celebrating with the royal family on Christmas Day, which means it’s time to place your bets on whether she’ll be able to resist the sight of Prince Harry in a snowflake sweater. [The Stir]