Tom Cruise Boogies Down Xenu Style

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 2, 2011

See Tom Cruise. See Tom Cruise sing. See Tom Cruise dance. See Tom Cruise embarrass himself. This is footage of Tom cutting loose on a Scientology retreat is worse than the most awkward moments at my Bat Mitzvah. I was under the impression that Tom knew the fundamentals of singing and dancing. I guess I was wrong. What happened to sexy Joel Goodsen? Teardrop. [NY Mag]