Morning Quickies: What Courtney Stodden Wears To Church

  • This is Courtney Stodden’s church outfit. Men across L.A. are yelling, “Praise the Lord!” I understand where you’re coming from, Court. My high school boyfriend’s dad once sent me home to change because my dress was too short for temple. [Celebitchy]
  • Pippa Middleton was photographed sitting next to a dude at a tennis match. No word yet on whether Tom Kingston, 34, is actually her new boo. But Tom Kingston is hot, helped procure the release of hostages in Iraq, and now works at a private bank, so I approve. [Celebitchy
  • The world will never know a Bethenny Frankel talk show. [US Weekly]
  • What Puritanism? Americans love having sex in public! [YourTango
  • Desirae and Deondra Brown, two sisters from the band The 5 Browns have finally spoken out about the sexual abuse they endured as a child by their father, Keith Brown, who was their manager. Keith Brown is currently serving time in prison. [The Daily Beast
  • Seven popular songs that are actually kind of rape-y. [BuzzFeed]
  • Blogger Emily McCombs from xoJane tries out life rocking ’70s-style bush. Girl, you’re gonna love it! [xoJane]
  • Bruno Mars sings about never giving up with the Muppets of “Sesame Street.” [Popdust]
  • P. Diddy’s eldest son, Justin Combs, has been awarded a full football scholarship to UCLA for the fall 2012 semester. That’s awesome and it’s great that a celeb’s kid is choosing education over, uh, coke and hookers. But doesn’t it kind of suck for the needier kids who could have used that scholarship money? [Bossip
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