Evening Quickies: Kmart Sold Girls’ Panties That Said “I Love Rich Boys”

  • I can’t, Kmart in Australia. I just can’t. Why the heck were you selling girls’ underwear with the slogan “I Love Rich Boys” written on them? The panties that read “I Heart Boys In Uniform” and “Call Me” are probably inappropriate for young girls as well — although I’m not clear how “young” we are tal;king — but they’re somewhat tamer. Fail, Kmart in Australia, just fail. [NYmag.com]
  • NBC has ordered a pilot for Sarah Silverman’s new sitcom which will be “loosely based on Silverman’s life.” Great, who gets to play her ex-boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel? [AV Club]
  • Justin Bieber’s paternity test to prove he’s not the father of fan Mariah Yeater’s baby simply involved a doctor swabbing the inside of his mouth, you sicko. [People]
  • Selena Gomez joined Taylor Swift onstage last night and the two sang a duet of Selena’s song “Who Says.” Don’t tell anyone, but I am secretly jealz of their friendship. [The Insider]
  • Kristen Stewart looks too damn skinny as pregnant Bella and not surprisingly, blogger Natalie Zutter overheard women in the theater calling her pregnancy “thinspiration.” [Crushable]
  • Sex bloggers Em & Lo are hosting a haiku contest — and the winner gets some kickass new sex toys! [Em & Lo]
  • Pets dressed as Pilgrims — oh, squee! [Gurl.com]
  • Miss Piggy reveals how she and Kermit have stayed together all these years! [US Weekly]
  • Happy 24th birthday, Snooki! (She’s that old? Jeez.) Let’s take a look back at her craziest looks … because there are many. [TooFab]
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