We Are The 99 Percent (That Thinks Ryan Gosling Is The Sexiest Man Alive)!
Look, I happen to believe that People could not possibly be so stupid as to really award Bradley Cooper their Sexiest Man Alive title when Ryan Gosling exists. I think Cooper was their second choice, but ended up on the cover because The Gos turned the honor down. People may just want to go ahead and admit to what I already know because some people are already protesting their bogus Bradley selection. They’ve even got a petition! Ahh, activism. [Change.org via Buzzfeed]