Morning Quickies: Over 100K People Sign Anti-Kim Kardashian Petition

  • Yikes. Over 100,000 people have signed a petition asking E! to cancel “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” [Celebitchy]
  • One more thing about the Kardashians, I promise! Kris Humphries will sign those divorce papers after all. [People]
  • Mariah Yeater, the woman who claimed Justin Bieber was the father of her infant son, has been busted sending a text message to a friend promising to “kick u when we get paid.” Oopsies. [TMZ]
  • Ten scientific reasons Ryan Gosling is hotter is Bradley Cooper. Take that, People magazine’s Sexiest Man of the Year Award. [Buzzfeed]
  • Chris Brown had another Twitter meltdown. [Bossip]
  • NBC is throwing Betty White a 90th birthday bash. Televised, of course. []
  • This chick registered to take the SATs — at age 34. [xoJane]
  • Nikki Reed said in an interview that “success” changed some of her “Twilight” co-stars and they’re “not best friends” who will continue hanging out after filming is done.  Awkward. [Daily Telegraph AU]
  • Megan McCain throws shade at Brooklyn, specifically “the hipster parts.” Something tells me Brooklyn doesn’t care. [Gawker]
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