Hot Links: PETA’s Anti-Thanksgiving Turkey Ad Is Not Very Convincing

  • I don’t mean to be heartless, but PETA’s Thanksgiving-focused ad is completely ineffective, at least to a person terrified of medium-to-large sized fowl. See, dogs are wonderful and turkeys are disgusting, ugly, mean creatures and even though I much prefer Thanksgiving side dishes, I am very thankful the dead bird in the center of the table isn’t alive and charging at me. END RANT. COMMENCE PETA HATE MAIL. [Huffington Post]
  • This show depresses me, but for those of you who are into it, here’s the trailer for “Teen Mom 2″ Season 2. [TooFab]
  • Also, Amanda and Peter from “Melrose Place,” I mean, Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner have called off their engagement. [TooFab
  • I just realized, as I clicked through this immense slideshow of Jake M. Johnson — the cute guy who plays Nick on “New Girl” — that he looks just like the guy I was madly in love with in college, only more famous. [theBERRY]
  • Adriana Lima defends her whole “no food,” pre-Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show diet, but says teens shouldn’t try it. Why? Because it’s bad for you? [The Stir]
  • How many of you saw the Adam Sandler cross-dressing comedy “Jack & Jill”? Anyone? That, it seems to me, should be the reason to kill the genre entirely. Or just Adam Sandler’s career. [Cracked]
  • Here are the dos and don’ts of seeing your high school ex when you’re back home for Thanksgiving. This list makes me sort of glad that I no longer have a home to go back to (my mom lives in NYC now) and that I didn’t have any boyfriends in high school! [College Candy]