Evening Quickies: Elisabeth Hasselbeck & Bill Maher Got Into It This Morning On “The View”

  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck from “The View” and Bill Maher from “Real Time” are both supreme annoying human beings. So, naturally, watching them fight makes us cringe — but we can’t look away! At one point Elisabeth says, “Wow, I actually feel smarter sitting next to you,” and Bill replies, “Really? I feel like I’m in high school when I’m sitting next to you.” Really? Really. [Dlisted]
  • Interesting theory alert: Kris Jenner confesses in her memoir that she had an affair 26 years ago. Khloe Kardashian (who doesn’t exactly resemble her sisters) is 27 years old. Could it be that Khloe is a sister from another daddy? Scandalous! [Celebitchy]
  • Justin Timberlake says Ryan Gosling exaggerated the story about sleeping on JT’s couch back when they were on “The Mickey Mouse Club” together: The Gos got his own bed. Whew. [ONTD]
  • Stephen Colbert takes on the vodka-soaked tampon craze/urban legend. [The Stir]
  • According to an The New York Daily News, which tried to set up a photoshoot of recent college grads wearing Versace for H&M, Donatella Versace did not want “real women” modeling the clothes. Maybe they’re too “real” looking? [Styleite]
  • Frisky contributer Sally McGraw on sartorial slippery slopes. [Already Pretty]
  • If Jack Donaghy took on Ron Swanson in the boxing match, the poster might look something like this. [Pop Culture Brain]
  • Did anyone watch Rep. Gabby Giffords’ first interview since the horrible shooting in January last night on ABC? [The Week
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