Vegetables Are For Sissies, Says Herman Cain

GQ: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

GQ: Why is that?

Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

GQ: Is that purely a meat question?

Cain: A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

– Herman Cain took a moment from maybe-sexually harassing any woman in an arm’s length to answer some questions about pizza for GQ. After all, he is the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza. And people say this man shouldn’t be president! [GQ via Mediaite]