51 Vagina Nicknames Approved By The Lord

Apparently, referring to a vagina (out loud — whispering it is OK) as a VAGINA invites Satan into your body. Because VAGINA is a filthy, filthy word. Luckily, Bryan Blake of Christwire provides us with 51 Lord approved phrases for VAGINA that will keep us from sounding like dirty whores. I personally enjoy “skin wand scarf” and “moist camel hump.” Nothing degrading about those terms. Not at all. Thanks, God! [Buzzfeed]

Note: Christwire.org is a parody site. An extremely well-done one, in fact, as more than a few otherwise brilliant people — including me! — have been duped into thinking it’s serious. — Editor