You Can Still Buy Kim Kardashian A Wedding Gift!

I know, I know! You were thinking: “What do I get for the bride who got $17 million to get married and who announced she’s getting divorced only 72 days after the wedding?” Well, luckily Kris Humphries’ and Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry still has quite a few items left on it, worth around $172,000. If we all chip in, maybe we can get her a crockpot? After the jump, some of the more ridiculous items still left on her list.

Christofle butter spreader – $43

Stainless steel Christofle coffee pot – $1,750

Lalique ashtray – $1,200

William Yeoward crystal cocktail shaker – $895

24 Herms dinner plates, “splashed with touches of gold” – $225 apiece

French-made Baccarat vase – $7,850, the most expensive gift on the list

18 Gold pinstripe Tina Chen placemats – $35 apiece

18 Butter Sferra napkins – $12.50 apiece