Morning Quickies: Khloe Gave Kim’s Marriage “Six Effing Months”

Jessica Wakeman / November 3, 2011
  • Kathie Lee Gifford revealed on air that Khloe Kardashian walked past her at Kim’s wedding and said “I give it six f**king months.” What a lovely sentiment to share on your sister’s wedding day! [AOL TV]
  • Jessica Biel auditioned for “The Notebook” while filming “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” with Ryan Gosling while covered in blood.  [PopSugar]
  • Just because she’s preggo doesn’t mean Beyoncé will stop wearing crazy-ass heels. [Celebitchy]
  • Elisabetta Canalis is now boinking Mehcad Brooks from “True Blood.” Clooney and Mehcad Brooks? What’s your secret, woman?! [US Weekly]
  • Orlando Bloom framed his love letters for Miranda Kerr. Now if that isn’t the sweetest thing ever. [US Weekly]
  • For the record: fat women get laid, too. [xoJane]
  • Dina Lohan says Lindsay’s Playboy spread, rumored to be the December issue, will be “tastefully done.” [The Insider]
  • Speaking of Lindsay, she will probably spend a mere hours in jail, not her full 30-day sentence, due to “overcrowding.” [Celebitchy]
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