Hot Links: Snooki Blames Her Drunk Reputation On MTV’s Editing

  • Snooki is trying to claim that MTV producers edit the “Jersey Shore” kids to look like drunks. That margarita didn’t drink itself, Snooks. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Jersey, that’s the name of Chanel’s new perfume why?! [Newser]
  • Country singer Miranda Lambert is no fan of Kim Kardashian’s and says she’s “getting what she asked for” by prioritizing celebrity over saving her marriage. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian has no idea who Miranda Lambert is. [Starpulse]
  • Megan Fox is going to be on Broadway! The good news is that even from the nosebleed seats you’ll still be able to see her toe thumbs. (Ugh, I’m sorry. That was mean. I just can’t let an opportunity to reference her toe thumbs pass me by. I shall take the piss out of myself as penance: The bottom of my feet are really gross. There. Now we are even.) [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Ask Men says these 10 pickup lines actually work, but I’ll let you ladies be the judge of that. [Ask Men]
  • More on fashion’s misguided appropriation of Asia. It’s not just fancy rickshaws and Oriental girl necklaces, y’all. []