Ghosts Get Freaky In Family’s Living Room

Ami Angelowicz / November 3, 2011

This is by far my favorite story of the day, possibly of the year. Dianne Carlisle of Euclid, Ohio, claims to live in a house haunted by horny spirits. Dianne’s four-year-old granddaughter snapped a cellphone photo of the alleged ghost sex. “It look like, like ghosts having sex in my living room!” she said. “They are having sex, you can see the lady’s high heeled shoes … I never seen anything like this … I mean, ghosts still have feelings? [They’re] having sex?” If there is indeed a wild ghost orgy going on in Dianne’s house, this gives me great hope for the afterlife. Maybe our sex drives live on long after we are gone. That’s, like, the best case scenario for what happens when we die. [Fox 8]