- How do I put this delicately? Chris Brown is both a big dick and has a big dick. He just wishes the latter made up for the former. (You’ll have to click over to the link for the full photo.) [Crushable]
- Well this is convenient: Kim Kardashian never got around to changing her last name of Humphries, which means she won’t have to change it back when their divorce is official! From now on, I am going to suggest that everyone wait more than 72 days before changing their names and call it “The Kardashian Waiting Period.” [TMZ]
- Kris Jenner — that’s Kim’s mom and manager — says Kim didn’t “make a dime” off her wedding, to which I say, “Bitch, pleeeeeasssssse, and I am pregnant with Ryan Gosling’s baby.” [TooFab]
- Sometimes I like to present weirdly amazing headlines just as they are written, for example: “Rebecca Crimmins, Amateur Australian Model, Says Tampon Assault Has Ruined Her Life.” I clicked. [Huffington Post]
- What reading Sex and the Single Girl taught writer Anna David, a Frisky contributor, about her career. [The Grindstone]
- Oh, so that’s why Julie has been so quit today: theBERRY has 31 photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. [theBERRY]
- LeAnn Rimes dressed up as a pregnant and smoking bride for Halloween. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Take the time to read this lovely essay about being pregnant without a mother figure of your own. [The Stir]
- I love this list of childhood movies to watch again and again — my pick: “Anne of Green Gables”! [College Candy]
- According to Ask Men, gentleman do not prefer blondes. Here are 10 reasons why brunettes have it made. [Ask Men]
- There’s a doctor out there who claims he can turn brown eyes blue … permanently. But then Van Morrison’s “Brown-Eyed Girl” wouldn’t be as fun to karaoke, Dr. Smarty Pants! [Newser]
