Evening Quickies: Pippa Middleton Has A Book Deal

  • Pippa Middleton is about to sign a $1.6 million book deal, which hopefully will pull that poor, beleaguered Middleton family out of poverty. Topics to be covered: her butt, her famous sister, making dirty sweet monkey love with Prince Hot Ginge. Just kidding. Pippa’s book will be about the decidedly more meh topic of party planning. [TresSugar
  • Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s mother, Dorothy Rodham, has died at age 92. [People]
  • Hugh Grant is the father of a baby girl born in October. According to a statement from his rep: “I can confirm that Hugh Grant is the delighted father of a baby girl. He and the mother had a fleeting affair and while this was not planned, Hugh could not be happier or more supportive.  He and the mother have discussed everything and are on very friendly terms.” Does anyone else think we need to bring back the phrase “fleeting affair”? [Us Weekly]
  • Bradley Cooper’s mom doesn’t think her son should be dating J.Lo because she is “superficial,” according to The National Enquirer, your total hookup for all the gossip about Bradley Cooper’s mom. [The National Enquirer
  • Heidi Montag is supposedly writing an autobiography, which Amelia would hereby like to volunteer herself to ghostwrite. [PopBytes
  • The Coen brothers are supposedly working on a film about the 1960’s folk music scene in Greenwich Village, which will star Justin Timberlake as a Bob Dylan-type singer and and Carey Mulligan as his girlfriend. Color us intrigued! [Gothamist]
  • Beyonc√©’s bumble bee Halloween costume = stupid cute. [Us Weekly]
  • What Weird Al Yankovic has to say about Kim Kardashian’s divorce. [Twitter.com/AlYankovic]
  • John Hodgman’s guide to mustache ettiquette. [NYmag.com]
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