Morning Quickies: Cristiano Ronaldo Forwarded X-Rated Pics Of Fan To His Fiancée

  • Cristiano Ronaldo (accidentally?) forwarded X-rated pics from a Dutch fan to everyone in his address book, including his fiancée, Irina Shayk. Oopsies. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Eva Amurri married her fiancé, Kyle Martino, a soccer player, this weekend in Charleston, South Carolina, and it involved a “casual oyster roast,” which all weddings should. [People]
  • The 40 sluttiest dog Halloween costume. Yes, dog costumes can be slutty. [Jezebel]

  • Kris Jenner writes about her friendship with Nicole Brown Simpson, who was murdered by O.J. Simpson, in her new memoir.  [Daily Mail UK]  
  • I’m sure you’ll be shocked — shocked! — to hear there is another scandal involving photographs of a Republican in his underwear and the gay male escort website [TPM]
  • “The Exorcist,” in crochet. [The Mary Sue]
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