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  • Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
  • Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went as J. Lo for Halloween. [TooFab]
  • Meanwhile, LeAnn Rimes wore a truly frightening set of bumble-gum pink fangs. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • This woman held a surprise wedding for her boyfriend. I’m going to guess this wasn’t the best idea. [The Stir]
  • If you have $1 million, this slinky suit can be your last minute Halloween costume. [Huffington Post]
  • Dating dealbreaker: when a dude has a foot fetish … with his own feet. [Your Tango]