Regis Philbin Strips For Snooki

What the hell is going on here?!  Regis Philbin is stripping for Snooki. And then he gives her a lapdance (although it’s not in the above clip).

Be warned, children, once you see it, it cannot be unseen.

I guess the TV veteran, who’s nearing the end of his run on “Live with Regis and Kelly,” is trying to fit it all in before he’s out of the game. This is definitely weird and I’m reaaaaaaally embarrassed that it’s on my computer screen right now, but … I … can’t … stop … looking.

I reaffirm Best Week Ever’s hypothesis for this bizarre and unsolicited behavior: the Apocalypse is coming. Does that mean Snooki is the Antichrist?