- Scooter Braun told Billboard magazine that his client Justin Bieber’s new album will be more “seductive” because “vocally, his balls have dropped.” I only have one thing to say about this: EWEWEWEWinappropriateEWEWEWinappropriateEWWWWWWWWW. [NY Post]
- Kendell Jenner is getting a Sweet 16 special on E! Of course she is! Apparently she’ll be shopping for her first car and getting either a belly button ring or a tattoo. [Us Weekly]
- The National Enquirer — foolproof source of celebrity gossip — claims Paul McCartney is going to convert to Judaism at the behest of his new bride, Nancy Shevell. [Heeb]
- If you’re going to be one of those people who goes to work in costume on Halloween, you’d better be smart about it and follow some rules. [The Daily Muse]
- The sex toy company Fleshlight offered Lindsay Lohan the chance to craft her genitals in a freckly synthetic vagina. Here are six other celebs whose genitals should get the Fleshlight treatment. Dame Helen Mirren, anyone? [Fleshbot (site NSFW)]
- Conan O’Brien will film his normally L.A.-based show in New York next week and officiate a gay marriage on air! The lucky grooms are a longtime male staff member and his partner. [NYmag.com]
- Writer Emily McCombs wants to tell you all about her backfat. [xoJane]
- Lauren Conrad is penning a beauty guide. [People]
- Mario Cantone — better known as Anthony on “Sex and the City” — married his partner of 20 years now that gay marriage is legal in New York. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
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