Courtney Stodden: “I Was The Pumpkin Patch Princess!”

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 27, 2011

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison appeared on “Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers” yesterday — and let’s just take a moment to acknowledge how far Dr. Drew has fallen by having these two on a show called “Lifechangers” as I’m pretty sure the only life they’ve changed is mine — to discuss “The Pumpkin Patch Fiasco.” For the record, though the moms were complaining and eventually got Daisy Duke-clad Courtney booted because of “the kids” (nice air quotes, Court!), “The dads loved it!” Oh, I’m sure.

“One dad told his little daughter ‘oh look honey they have a pumpkin patch girl this year,'” said Doug, who I am beginning to think might be a closeted gay man, like one of those in-denial queens who judge child beauty pageants (hence his marriage to Courtney).

Courtney concurred. “[I was] the Pumpkin Patch Princess!” I think I smell a modern day update to “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.” [Celebuzz