Hot Links: Retro Courtney Stodden & Heidi Klum’s Awesome Halloween Costume

  • Is this Courtney Stodden before she (allegedly) got plastic surgery, began singlehandedly supporting the frosted lipstick industry, and married that old guy? So pretty. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Chris Martin joked (?) on “Ellen” that wife Gwyneth Paltrow has been “a great beard for me.” [Celebuzz]
  • Lindsay Lohan is apparently going to do full-frontal nudity in her Playboy spread. I figured Hef wouldn’t dole out close to $1 million for just a glimpse of some strawberry Kisses. [TMZ]
  • Watch a bunch of fierce drag queens participate in Washington, D.C.’s weirdest Halloween tradition, The High-Heel Race. [Huffington Post]
  • Heidi Klum is a Halloween freak and I LOVE the fact that she isn’t afraid to dress up as something hideous. Check out the two costumes she’s donning this year. [TooFab]
  • Here are 20 reasons it sucks to be a dog on Halloween. In other words, here are 20 pictures of dogs in adorable costumes! [Dumb As A Blog]
  • Will you be watching “True Life: I Have A Hot Mom”? [Maxim]
  • Should this woman be punished for impersonating her ex on Facebook? [The Stir]