Hot Links: Fraudulent Fitness Products & Photo Proof That Jessica Simpson Is Knocked Up

  • Uh, WTF is the Vita Master and what is it doing to that woman’s thigh? Find out the dubious reasoning behind this device and nine other fraudulent health and fitness products at the link. [Men’s Fitness]
  • By the looks of these photos, Jessica Simpson MUST be pregnant. Because if she’s not, then she’s seven months pregnant with the most enormous burrito baby I have ever seen. [Celebuzz]
  • Young lovers (well, no proof that they’re actually doing it) Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have made a terrible mistake — they’ve adopted a puppy together. Why this is a bad idea. [The Stir]
  • Celebrity kids dressed up for Halloween — what’s not to like? [TooFab]
  • You now the artist who is going to give birth in a gallery? Let’s get to know her better. [Huffington Post]
  • These 15 dead celebs make way more money than you. Unless you happen to be, like, Oprah or something. [Newser]