That didn’t take long: an American girl has already sunk her claws into my future husband, the bitch. Prince Harry, who is doing helicopter training in California, has been spotted three times with a 26-year-old waitress named Jessica Donaldson. They met two weeks ago at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego, where Jessica works, and were seen eating lunch together the next day. Last weekend the pair were seen partying at a bar in Solana Beach, kissing and drinking tequila. Jessica is a brunette and I am also named Jessica and am a brunette. But she has “a large floral tattoo down one side,” according to the New York Post, while I do not. And this, I believe, is what is keeping Prince Harry and I apart. Le sigh. [New York Post]
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