For The Week Of October 24-30, 2011

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): A whole new way of looking at life is about to happen, which will make you understand the true meaning of being the sign of transformation. Yes, that phoenix moment of rising out of the ashes is on its way and when it does, you’ll be able to laugh about all those silly things that you once thought were so major, but now in hindsight look so obscurely ridiculous.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You are only going to have a life as extraordinary as you choose. So, face your fears and confront obstacles with a stronger sense of idealism. After all, only you can come up with the vision which will greet you at the end of these blocks. So, use that imagination and motivate yourself harder, as that is the only way to get anything done right — yes, go harder!

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): People are never just one dimensional, so don’t be so fast to pigeon hole that someone into being so cut and dry. As you will find out, depending on where you are and the angles in which you come at them, there are many different ways to interpret their story. So seriously, forget judging any book by its cover now, because it’ll only have you missing out on a very thick plot.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Stubbornness will never be as hot as it will be this week, as a different tension will build with a certain someone, creating a new twist in current events that will have you wanting to stay tuned in just a bit longer. Sure, you may think your patience has run dry early in the week, but it seems there is just a bit more juice in you that will need sucking out.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You have more power than you think, but it will be useless if you let that other see you sweat. As it goes, more will be less when it comes to playing the game properly, as in holding your ground and knowing your worth — as that is the truth that will ultimately set you free. After all, you are half the equation too and if you do the math, you’ll understand its power is no small potatoes.

Aries (March 21-April 19): There’ll be a lot that’ll piss you off this week, but if you address it properly, you will get that last laugh. Now, it’s more important to know what <i>not</i> to say than what you do say. Sure, some may call this manipulation, but for you, it’s called winning. After all, no one else is responsible for anyone else and if they don’t do their own homework, it won’t be your fault.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There won’t be a thing your honey can do this week that you won’t think is sheer perfection, as the oxytocin will be running so heavily in your body that you’ll almost seem like you’re in a cult. No matter, as better this than having to deal with all those other responsibilities in your life, as when one thing goes so nicely up, who cares what goes down.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Kill those deadlines you’ve imposed yourself, as it’s only imprisoning you from anything else that may be more interesting. Yes, this week, your rules are going to get broken, as they were meant to be, but instead of crying over these sudden breaks, it’ll likely bring a major epiphany; the track you were on was vastly veering from where you truly wanted to head.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Whatever surprise circumstances in your love life that made you uncomfortable, like dating someone not your type or not in your preferred age range, etc., will finally get its resolution. Finally, those voices in your head will get sounded out with something much deeper, making you feel as if being difficult can be your new foreplay.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There’ll be a breath of fresh air that enters your home this week, which will be way more than you bargained for — as in opening up questions you never thought you’d have to ask and leaving you with a lot more unknown to have to consider, without many references points to go with. No matter, the exhilaration of this challenge should far more excite you than scare you.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Secret communications will highlight your week, fueling a sexy power you haven’t felt in ages. So, don’t ruin it by spilling the beans to anyone, as knowing what else will transpire from this mysterious circumstance will need its time to grow and become what it must. So, if anything, think of it as saving face before blowing your verbal wad too soon.

Libra (September 23-October 22): You should never have to feel as if you have to compete for your honey. If they are making you feel otherwise, then this is when you pull up those pants of yours and take charge. After all, the word  “Welcome” is not printed on your forehead. Yes, there is a difference between being polite versus being a doormat, and this is when you need to prove to that other you know what that is.