Shoelaces for Rich People Who Have No Perspective

You just bought yourself one of those $39,000 Olsen backpacks, and you have some extra cash. Why not blow it on a set of $19,000 shoelaces? Well, I mean, they’re not just regular shoe laces, they’re GOLD. Because that’s necessary. Designer Mr. Kennedy promises that when you order the laces they’ll be hand delivered by a security detail and personally laced in the shoes of your choice. Now that’s service! [Mr. Kennedy]