Morning Quickies: Dina Lohan Is Shopping A Memoir

  • Momager extraordinaire Dina Lohan is shopping around a memoir she wrote with a ghostwriter . TMZ claims it obtained a draft of the prologue, which features this shocking new insight: “I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively.  Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living — and it tore me up inside.” Michael Lohan is kicking himself that he didn’t think to write ghostwrite a memoir first. [TMZ]
  • Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy announced the name of their newborn daughter: Giulia. Pretty! [People]
  • Fresh off her “taking-Plan-B-three-times-a-month fiasco”, Cat Marnell from xoJane is now writing about “drunkorexia,” which is when you consume booze instead of eating. [xoJane]
  • Urban Outfitters seems to have removed the word “Navajo” from products on its web site after an uproar about cultural insensitivity. [Styleite
  • Natalie Portman’s four-month-old baby boy Aleph is stupid cute. [US Weekly]
  • A foodie’s guide to eating your emotions. [The Hairpin]
  • How to stand up to adult bullies. [Jezebel]
  • Adam Levine from Maroon 5 got in a Twitter war with some Fox News anchors, because that’s a good use of everyone’s time. [The Insider]
  • Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are “on” again. Who can keep track anymore? [People]
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