Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee

Rachel Krause | October 20, 2011 - 6:00 pm
  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
  • Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.”  [The Gloss]
  • Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
  • What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy]
  • Rumor has it that Bradley Cooper is giving it his all to woo Jennifer Lopez big time. [The Hollywood Gossip]
  • These are new shots of Emma Watson in her role in “My Week With Marilyn,” but I have no idea whose boobs those are. [ONTD]
  • Who, you ask, walks their dog in booty shorts? Amanda Seyfried, that’s who. [Celebuzz]
  • In the latest installment of loca Lohan news, Lindsay failed to serve at the morgue today after showing up 40 minutes past her 8 a.m. arrival time. [E! Online]
  • Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino is the latest celebrity (I use that term very loosely) to show interest in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Really? [Huffington Post]
  • Major throwback alert: Hanson played their 1997 hit “MMMBop” (if you need be reminded) on VH1 Morning Buzz today. [Popdust]
  • A brief acknowledgement of Taylor Swift’s hip-hop swag. [MTV]
  • I’ve been putting off commenting on the Zanesville, Ohio exotic animal fiasco because it makes me sad in a way that words can’t describe. Most of the escaped animals were shot, including a number of lions and tigers. The latest update regards the owner’s debt, and why he chose to unleash his more than 50 animals then kill himself. [Seattle PI]
  • It makes me happy to see Daisy Lowe, Gavin Rossdale’s daughter from a previous relationship, spending time with her half-brothers. [ONTD]
  • George Clooney and Stacy Keibler’s arm candy world tour. [Pop Sugar]