Morning Quickies: There’s Video Of Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Bar Fight

  • Oh dear: TMZ has an exclusive video of Shia LaBeouf’s drunken bar fight this weekend, which ended up on a Vancouver street. Getting punched by a guy wearing no shirt is rather indignifying, isn’t it? Poor Shia. [TMZ]
  • The First Lady revealed President Obama does like his young daughters keeping up with the Kardashians, as Sasha (10) and Malia (13) watch their shows. They are a little young for all the sex talk and hooha-waxing. [US Weekly]
  • Lindsay Lohan is back in court today for allegedly violating parole and may get sent back to jail. She apparently isn’t meeting her community service requirements or attending weekly therapy appointments. LiLo! Get it together! [USA Today]
  • Danny Masterson of “That ’70s Show” and actress Bijou Phillips, his girlfriend of eight years, married yesterday at a castle in the Irish countryside. Mazel tov! [People]
  • MTV issued a casting call on Craigslist for protestors at Occupy Wall Street to audition for “The Real World”‘s 27th season. Finally, the 99 percent will know what it’s like inside a hot tub!  [NY Observer]
  • Selena Gomez has a “gangsta” alter ego, apparently? [BuzzFeed]
  • Kellan Lutz = well aware lots of people think he’s gay. (He’s not.) [Advocate]
  • I am not happy — repeat: NOT HAPPY — to see my husband Clive Owen partying with beauties like Uma Thurman and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Harrumph. [PopSugar]
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