- Zut alors! French First Lady Carla Bruni gave birth today in Paris to her first child, a girl, with the president, Nicolas Sarkozy. [People]
- Paris Jackson, Michael’s 13-year-old daughter, is being courted to represent the Lingerie Football League under the premise it “breaks down barriers for women in football.” No, no, no. That organization is so gross. [The Hollywood Gossip]
- Mariska Hargitay and her husband have adopted a baby boy. Mazel tov! [AOL]
- Ali Lohan is looking a lot more like her old self since the last time we saw her, but she’s still unnervingly skinny. Can we get a grilled cheese with bacon over here? Make that two. We’re worried about you, girl. [Celebitchy]
- Josh Schwartz, the creator of “Gossip Girl” and “The O.C.,” will reboot the British teen show “Misfits” for American audiences. Hopefully this one will fare better than “Skins” did on MTV. [NYmag.com]
- Mandy Moore is getting her own sitcom on ABC. [Deadline Hollywood]
- Not only did Michele Bachmann sport some serious talons at last’s night debate, but she also committed one of the worst nail crimes known to (wo)man: French tips. No, Michele, no! [Styleite]
- Who’s down to get a winged penis tattoo with me? [Time Out Chicago]
