The Tug Toner Is Phallic Fitness Fun

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 17, 2011

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” parodied suggestive workout equipment with a this hilarious spoof ad for the Tug Toner — a piece of gear that simulates c**k rocking with more flair than the Shake Weight and the Free Flexor combined. I really wish this was real. I’d give anything to see fellow gym goers yanking that giant, pink penis. [Ad Week]