Weekend Hot Links: “Millionaire Matchmaker”‘s Goth Couple Ties The Knot

  • Patti Stanger’s “Millionaire Matchmaker” staffers tied the knot — now this is what a classy goth wedding cake looks like. See the full gallery of photos at the link. [TooFab]
  • The rampant “Jessica Simpson is pregnant!” rumors continue. Meanwhile, rumors that I am pregnant with a breakfast burrito baby are totally false true. [Starpulse]
  • Did your mom (or dad) ever put notes in with your lunch as a kid? Were they ever as honest as these notes? [Cracked]
  • Ooh dang, a moving van was spotted at Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s house yesterday. Who’s going where?! [The Stir]
  • Ooh la la! Check out these 23 classic pin-up girls. [Stylelist]
  • Sometimes love means making choices; here are the most famous movie triangles of all time. [College Candy]
  • Finally, an expert weighs in on whether Beyonce is wearing a real or fake baby bump. [Your Tango]
  • I love everything about the lunacy of this story: woman calls ex 1000 times and then attacks his house with a sword. I demand a Lifetime movie starring Meredith Baxter Burney. [Huffington Post Weird News]
  • I dunno, why wouldn’t you want to click through an entire gallery of red velvet cake? [theBerry]